Tracy - Place either Hawaiian or cheese pizza on plate. Eat.
Asher - Take cheese pizza, scrape each and every speck of cheese and sauce off, then sprinkle liberally with Parmesan cheese. Eat.
Liam - Take cheese pizza, separate cheese from pizza crust, then eat components independently.
Miles - Gnaw on pizza crusts left over from the boys. Scream bloody murder if crusts are forcibly removed from grip.
Indy - Scrap the whole pizza idea. Serve one slice of roast beef lunch meat, 6 goldfish crackers, and a quarter cup of mayonnaise.