It's all good
Not really into all the political party going on, so back to what I care about - remembering goofy things my kids say (this would be Tracy, obviously, and not Bill. He loves them politicking).
Asher(while putting on pajamas): Hey mom, I always take off my socks when I put on my pajamas, but I never take off my underwear. I ALWAYS sleep with my underwear on because it protects my bottom!
Mom: Hmm, um, good to know Asher.
Asher: So if anyone tries to attack my bottom at night it's protected! My underwear is amazing.
Asher(while putting on pajamas): Hey mom, I always take off my socks when I put on my pajamas, but I never take off my underwear. I ALWAYS sleep with my underwear on because it protects my bottom!
Mom: Hmm, um, good to know Asher.
Asher: So if anyone tries to attack my bottom at night it's protected! My underwear is amazing.
